What is the sound of one llama clapping?

This might be slightly random, as I've wanted to post several things but haven't had the time.

After nearly two seconds of thought, I came up with an answer to the question about the sound of one hand clapping. The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of two people working together. That answer emphasizes the fact that no one is alone in the world and we should all listen to the bells that are tolling. High-five!

Seriously, I am sure my discussion is horribly lacking in a proper understanding of Zen Buddhism. That question is probably one of the top ten most quoted out of context religious thoughts, right up there with "Don't Judge Me." But I don't feel so bad, because Cage did the same thing. I'll probably write an egotistic book about that koan someday. First I have to finish my article by Elrond Hubbard, where all words above a sixth grade reading level are defined - in Elvish.

In other news, an anonymous person (anonymous only because I don't know who the person is) has created a tribute to Fredric Jameson. Check out the Llama Song!!! Pastiche that, Jameson! (In retaliation for his writing on Postmodernism and Consumer Society.)